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Friday, December 19, 2008

Unclear on the concept of "All You Can Eat."

Best caption for this photo gets a prize. The actual story behind this is as follows: there is a festival in Japan where sumo wrestlers try to scare babies. The baby who cries the loudest wins a prize. I think the "prize" should be having the parents taken to a field and beaten severely with sacks of potatoes.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder the Japanese are so thin! At birth they get scared by big fatass sumo wrestlers! Scarrs them for life.

7:26 PM  
Blogger ab said...

Well... I guess it's a "scarry" experience for the babies. (wasn't there an author named Richard Scarry who wrote kids' books?)

11:13 PM  
Blogger Howland said...

Baby - So let me get this straight. You're actually me sent from the future to tell me something?

Sumo - Yes! And that something is don't let mom dress you in pink. We're all man, baby!

Baby - Let us open our mouths and grunt appropriately reflecting our manliness.

Sumo - Indeed.

(Did I win the caption prize?)

4:25 PM  

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