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Friday, December 19, 2008

Unclear on the concept of "All You Can Eat."


Best caption for this photo gets a prize. The actual story behind this is as follows: there is a festival in Japan where sumo wrestlers try to scare babies. The baby who cries the loudest wins a prize. I think the "prize" should be having the parents taken to a field and beaten severely with sacks of potatoes.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No wonder the Japanese are so thin! At birth they get scared by big fatass sumo wrestlers! Scarrs them for life.

7:26 PM  
Blogger ab said...

Well... I guess it's a "scarry" experience for the babies. (wasn't there an author named Richard Scarry who wrote kids' books?)

11:13 PM  
Blogger Howland said...

Baby - So let me get this straight. You're actually me sent from the future to tell me something?

Sumo - Yes! And that something is don't let mom dress you in pink. We're all man, baby!

Baby - Let us open our mouths and grunt appropriately reflecting our manliness.

Sumo - Indeed.

(Did I win the caption prize?)

4:25 PM  

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