Bear with me.

Everybody loves Barry White, whether they know the names any of his songs or not. Hell, I've seen him in concert and although I can vividly remember his performance (girls in lingerie dancing inside huge champagne glasses; a 30-piece orchestra dressed in silk pajamas) I can only remember a couple of songs. But chances are that some of his music has been heard while you're getting it on, or it's been in the background while the characters on tv are about to get it on. Here's a clip of the late, great Barry "Ain't" White doing his thing.



Another area of pop culture that is widely loved is the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I freely admit to seeing them all on their respective opening nights, and I did re-read the trilogy before each viewing. There were definitely great cinematic moments, but some of the best were performed by a guy who was never seen. Andy Serkis was Gollum/Smeagol, the tortured soul who would follow the ring all the way to its inevitable doom. Here's a brief clip of some great split-persona acting.



Okay.

Now... what would happen if those two clips had a demon child?