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Friday, July 18, 2008

List Time!

These are great single lines from songs. No particular order or theme... just for fun. Feel free to add.

• “It’s just the daily grind to bring the daily bread, I wasn’t born rich – I’m good looking instead” (Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Cowboy Coffee)
• “I don’t have trouble with you fucking me, but I have a little problem with you not fucking me” (Ol' Dirty Bastard, Got Your Money)
• “I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die” (Johnny Cash, Folsom Prison Blues)
• “Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress, but when they’re held for pleasure they’re the balls that I like best” (AC/DC, Big Balls)
• “I thought about the army, Dad said ‘Son, you’re fucking high.’” (Ben Folds, Army)
• “All the other girls here are stars, you are the Northern Lights” (Josh Ritter, Kathleen)
• “Girl, I only wanna get with you, only you… and your sister, I think her name’s Debra” (Beck, Debra)
• “I love you like a fat kid loves cake” (50 Cent, 21 Questions)
• “You think you’re so smart but I’ve seen you naked, I’ll probably see you naked again” (Barenaked Ladies, Blame it on Me)
• “Never let me slip ‘cause if I slip then I’m slippin’” (Dr. Dre, Dre Day)
• “That is Bach and it rocks, it’s a rock block of Bach that he learned in the school called the school of hard knocks” (Tenacious D, Rock Your Socks)
• “I absorb trust like a love rhombus, I feel I must elucidate, I ate the chump with guile. Quadrilateral I was, now I warp like a smile” (Soul Coughing, Bus to Beezlebub)
• “Will Smith don’t gotta cuss on his raps to sell records. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too.” (Eminem, The Real Slim Shady)