Good Thing I Don't Drive A Hummer.

There's something fantastic about waking up to a beautiful fall day, crisp and in the mid-fifties, and turning on your car stereo to a killer set of songs. First they played Sir Duke, followed by Jessica, followed by U Can't Touch This. Brilliant.

There's also something embarrassing about the following conversation. See if you can pick it out.

Car Dealership: Service Department, how can we help you?
Me: Yes, I recently ordered a new tire rim for a Forester and wanted to see if it had arrived yet.
CD: Hold a minute... yes, it just arrived yesterday afternoon.
Me: Great. Can I set up an appointment to have it installed?
CD: Sure - how about tomorrow at 2?
Me: Sounds good.
CD: Okay. Name?
Me: Andrew Berne.
CD: Okay Mr. Berne, you're all set for a rim job at 2PM tomorrow.
Me: (stifling laughter) Thanks.